7 days on the West Highland Way / by Nick Verzosa

A narrative poem in the style of “Tam o ‘Shanter” by Robert Burns, the national poet of Scotland.

 

When summer solstice set me free

near the end of school year three

A plan was sketched amongst my brothers

brothers from some other mothers

The former expat plants a seed

and properly induced by weed

2 brothers start a grand adventure

Scotland bound they both agreed.

William Wallace kelled fefty men, fefty as ef et were woon.

Across the ocean we would meet

Outside the station on Old Street

One had been a year before

One had never left the shore

Pubs, some pints, old college friends

before the night in London ends

A northbound sleeping car awaits

scotch on the rocks cheers to our mates

Aboard the Caledonian Sleeper overnight train to Glasgow from London

A lone pine on the way to Drymen.

Milgavnie, Drymen, took some skill

But when we got to Conic Hill

Our steeds were spinning in their tracks

so up the hill upon our backs

it seemed the climb would never end

but up the hill we pushed and then 

our reward was now in sight

Balmaha, a restful night.

Marching now for 7 hours

partly cloudy, scattered showers

thought we’d try to catch the ferry

quicker pace, we mustn’t tarry

as we start to lose the light 

the dock we seek comes into sight

Alas the boat has punched the clock

but joining in our moon lit walk

another of the Way’s recruits

a bonnie lass with Gallic roots

Through the forest we push on

officially a marathon

As dreams of vinegar and cod

energize this tired squad 

Bruised and battered as our dinner

This days jaunt has been a winner

A meal, a bath, a bed, the prize

for a mademoiselle and two Texas guys

We finally reach the Drover’s Inn

a ghostly night, Inveranan.

Before the English king arrested

any peasant who protested

rape and English occupation

of their women, wealth and nation

Round the bend into the pines

step by step cross ancient lines

the River Fillan flows brunette

and thankful for me midgie net

we pass a lochan where the Bruce

refusing to confirm a truce

had his army dump their swords

so highland history records

and just before the heaviest rain

we hear the blow of a distant train

drenched and hungry, we head down

out of the glen to Tyndrum town

The Oban Distillery is one of the oldest and smallest in Scotland. It’s also my dad’s favorite scotch.

the drink goes smooth, distilled with care

enough to leave the angel’s share

the tour guide shows us where to snack

off the dock, a wee green shack

where shellfish is the specialty

freshly pulled from the emerald sea  

wash it down with tepid beer

a tartan for a souvenir

a nappy on the eastbound train

tomorrow on the Way again

 

the river breaks into a forky

by the time we reach the Orchy

pushing on into the wood

a healthy pace would do us good

for though we’ve walked for several hours

we’ll call upon our superpowers

to bounce across the boggy floor

the vast expanse of Rannoch Moor

ancient glaciers crushed the ground

soggy footing all around

emerald desert desolation

silent walking meditation

wildlife refuge conservation

Glencoe is the destination

 
 

The next day’s morning came and went

with ne’er a stir inside the tent

for though we face the shortest day

the steepest climb stands in the way

an ominously named ascension

requiring utmost attention

the Devil’s Staircase straight to heaven

9 grand miles to Kinlochleven

A final night out on the town

the pints and scotch are goin down

 
 

Gratitude is overflowing

as the Larigmore keeps going

Glen Nevis lies round the bend

the evidence we’re near the end

tall Ben Nevis brings a smile

highest point in the British isle

15 miles of reminiscing

neither one of us is missing

plus we weigh a little less

overall a great success

 

The West Highland Way stretches 96 miles (154 Km) from Milngavie to Fort William, taking in a huge variety of scenery along the way, from countryside parks to loch-shores and open moorlands to steep mountains.

 

Come morning light the train pulled in

to Glasgow where the trail begins

A taxi takes us to our steeds

A pack for each to haul our needs

The first leg of our epic hike

unfolds by way of mountain bike

20 miles of open green

A pint and chips for in between

A full days walk now lay ahead

up at dawn and lightly fed

The sun sleeps in behind the mist

the drizzle dampens every twist

and turn we face along the loch

the shores of Lomond guide our walk

The largest loch along our quest

ever present to our west

Scrambling over ancient boulders

40 liters on our shoulders

in the shadow of the Ben

the footing keeps us honest men

Day 3 would be the wettest yet

resuming on as a duet

the way winds with the River Falloch

7 miles to Crianlarich

following footsteps of drovers

past the unmarked graves of soldiers

sheep and cattle dot the glen

the highlanders were shepherds then.

We aim to base here for a two

When come the early morning dew

headed west, this time by rail

towards a port from whence men sailed

and fished their fortunes from the sea

 we’ll tour the scotch distillery

In 17 and 94

the Stevensons built near the shore

a heritage steeped in tradition

through concentrated repetition 

a bit of mash, mixed in the heat

roasted smoke by Scottish peat

7 Scotsman to this day

making scotch the Oban way

The light comes sooner every morn

exuberance has been reborn

sunny skies in all directions

the longest day, for the longest section 

Elevation getting drastic

highland scenery fantastic

following the Allt Kinglass

submerged in luscious prairie grass

U shaped valleys, towering heights

words cannot express the sights 

Nearly 30 miles of sun

since the solstice hath begun

we finally feast on roast and brew

days remaining down to two

midnight sunset in the glen

a well earned sleep for weary men

 

A tad hungover when the sun

wakes us for our final run

an early morning climb to start

carrying a heavy heart

and heavy legs in need of rest

the final day shall feel the best

 

pictures with our journey mates

heavy pints and heavy plates

a hotel bed in good Fort Will

we’ve earned a shower, joint, and chill

 

The 7:30 holds our seat

as we make our quick retreat

back from whence we first began

the lowlands of the Wallace clan

our bodies strong, our spirits stilled

mindful presence, souls refilled

we bow down to the highland ghosts

thankful they were lovely hosts

and plan for many more returns

to the emerald home of Robert Burns.

Keep Learning,

NickytheFlip